embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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So I was talking to my boyfriend on Skype and

*a few nights ago*

Him: I want a pocket watch because of this game I’m obsessed with some guy has a pocket watch

Me: yeah well I want a 1967 chevrolet impala because of supernatural but I’m not getting one of them am I

*just then*

Him: just out of curiosity you said you wanted a pocket watch the other night right?

Me: umm no? when did i say that?

Him: the one from supernatural?

Me: …you mean the 1967 chevrolet impala?

Him: yeah

Me: er

Me: yeah

Me: you may wanna google what that is

Him: …

Me: …

Him: Well, this is awkward

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
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piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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lilacsbloom:

idiottrpg:

lilacsbloom:

Pretty much lol

can u hear me laughing

Yes, all the way over from England XD

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hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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