what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
So I was talking to my boyfriend on Skype and
*a few nights ago*
Him: I want a pocket watch because of this game I’m obsessed with some guy has a pocket watch
Me: yeah well I want a 1967 chevrolet impala because of supernatural but I’m not getting one of them am I
Him: just out of curiosity you said you wanted a pocket watch the other night right?
Me: umm no? when did i say that?
Him: the one from supernatural?
Me: …you mean the 1967 chevrolet impala?
Me: you may wanna google what that is
Him: Well, this is awkward
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag
Pretty much lol
can u hear me laughing
Yes, all the way over from England XD
what a sick president
legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa